Nakita, 17, Canada

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ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

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whorville:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

Lmao sure okay

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  • Jack:

    Hey, you know what sucks?

  • Lindsey:

    vacuums

  • Jack:

    Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

  • Lindsey:

    black holes

  • Jack:

    Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

  • Lindsey:

    lava?

  • Jack:

    no it's u lindsey shut the fuck up